Joey and the Lair of the Forbidden One
It was a sunny, cloudy, snowy day in Noobtown. Joey, the lvl. 18 warrior was walking, skipping, and hopping down the road to the outhouse. Little did he know.. he was being watched..
Chapter 1 The Legend of Maracas
After the hour dump, Joey walked to the market, Joey saved up all month to buy Mythril Armor. Combined with the sword Maraca, which was passed down for generations, Joey with his equipment could now kill even a mouse LV: 30! Joey was impressed at the toughness of the armor.. Unfortunately, without his speed buff activated his speed is lowered 2.5%!!! Then, Joey walked to the Magic Shop. He knew the vendor Dominique (DOM-MEN-ICK) from his highschool english, and Dominique often gave Joey amazing deals. Joey purchased an Uber Strength buff spell for a low price of $1000 plus s/h. Anyways, Joey was walking around Noobtown when he saw a poster. It read: WANTED Gagandeep the Forbidden One REWARD: 10 K. 10000 Gold was a lot for a guy like Joey! He could even buy the legendary Himotoma Shield AND a pair of maracas! The maracas would match perfectly with his Maraca, the sword. He decided to go on a long epic adventure...
Chapter 2 Level 19
There it was. The crossroads.. guarded by a LV: 31 mouse... Joey knew this was the start of lots of rainbows and ponies. He attacked and attacked. The mouse attacked back. He couldn't kill the mouse LV:31!! He was dying. All of a sudden, Joey was evolving! He evolved into a Happy Knight!
Somehow he used a misperception perk. The mouse was confused. It started to kill itself. Joey Then slapped it to death. Joey received 50 Gold, 5 Exp, and a level up. He was now Lvl: 19.
Chapter 3 The Journey
Joey galloped to the lair of the Forbidden One. The area was filled with earthquakes. Joey pulled out his pocket knife and began to cut his apple. All of a sudden, BOOM! A large blast of farts blasted out of the lair! Joey went flying all the way to the Gayga Hills.
3.5 days later he woke up on the edge of a big long mountain. His eyes were happy. He was alive! But he couldn't believe how far that fart flew him. He decided to walk around killing Mountain Goats LV: 4 for money and experience.
Chapter 4 The Huey
He walked to a waterfall.. Suddenly a man emerged from the waterfall. The guy said, "I am Nick, Iceblade LV: 80." Joey by now was LV: 20 and his Mythril Armor was dust compared to Nick's Magic Armor. Nick talked with Joey and agreed to fight the Forbidden One with him. They traveled to the lair. Yay!
Chapter 5 Random Song Time
Joey and Huey walked around. They decided to sing songs. Then they had a random competition. Huey won with the line, "Hey, you know Parminder?" crushing Joey's line, "Shove a box of curry up your butt." Together they created, "Fly on a magic carpet and sells my magic mangoes." Eh, they thought. When Nick first met Joey, he thought Joey was a girl. Nick and Joey walked through Armageddon Cavern when a monkey played some cymbals for no reason. Then, Joey began to eat candy corn. Nick decided to teleport and boom they were in the lair of Gagandeep the Forbidden One. Amazing, strange. Joey was hungry. He likes cupcakes. Joey and Nick walked around and eventually made to the One.
Chapter 6 Epic Battle
Gagandeep ran at the two. An earthquake was being caused by each step. Nick teleported away leaving Joey completely stranded... Joey was stuck. Gagandeep farted right at Joey. Joey went flying. Joey attempted to hit him back, but Gagandeep's chub bounced all of Joey's attacks back. Then, Nick teleported back with a Klimkliffer Doll. It was super-effective! Gagandeep was left with 1 HP left yet no one could hurt him. Nick stranded Joey for real this time. Joey was being farted on to death. Joey used his misperception perk at said the words, "hey you know Parminder?" Gagandeep melted away... But it came back! Then it exploded away!!!
The End!
The End??
Next episode: Joey and the Cousin of the Forbidden One
