Joey and the Adventure in Rainbow Valley
It was a dark night, or it could have been day, or frosting. Either way, Joey was in space.. OUTER. SPACE. Joey was on his way to the planet of Rainbow Valley. Joey heard of this planet and he was excited. Joey heard that the place was FILLED with rainbows, unicorns, and ponies galore! Little did he know... the Evil Lord here was immune to misperceptions... and it was fat.
Chapter 1 Bad Happy Place
Parminder
carefully landed in the middle of a plain under a rainbow. Joey walked
outside. It was like a dreamland. Joey was very content with all of the
gorgeous scenery and pink poofy clouds in the sky. All of a sudden, the
valley was flooded with thousands of teletubbies. They all yelled, "BIG
HUG" in a menacing voice and charged at the ship! Joey was doomed!
Meanwhile, Gagandeep walked outside of the skip with his Uber-Donut from
Sprinkle Meat. He was about to eat it. The teletubbies saw Gagan and
decided to attack him. Gagan burrowed away and the teletubbies chased,
leaving Joey in one piece... so far...
Chapter 2 Smilevilla
Joey and
friends, now terrified by the gay's attack, decided to walk over to a
nearby town, called Smilevilla. What they saw was a bunch of No-Smilies
charging Joey and friends out of the town! Oh my!
Chapter 3 Where's Gagandeep?
Gagandeep was at the spaceship when Joey and
friends returned. Hoards of piles of dead teletubbies were littered
around the ship. Joey asked, "What the h*** happened?" Gagan responded,
"Nobody eats MY donut." With Gagandeep back, Joey and friends had an
idea and decided to walk back to Smilevilla...
Chapter 4 Earthquake!
Gagan decided to climb a very sturdy rock in
the middle of Smilevilla. PLAN: Gagan yells, "I have donuts!" This
chases No-Smilies outta town. WHAT HAPPENED: Suddenly, however, the rock
(this is a big rock!) crumbled under Gagan and he crashed to the ground
and created an earthquake!!! The No-Smilies flipped over and were
Smilies again! Huzzah!
Chapter 5 Legend of Grandma
Bob, leader and farmer
of the Smilies said, "Oh you have saved us! The Grandma Teletub flipped
all of us over, making us mean!!!!!! You must stop her before she...
sniffle.. "plays" with the unicorns!" JOEY WAS FURIOUS. He said, "Bob,
this is why I came here. I will stop her. I will.. But first, I would
love an apple. Do you have one?"
Chapter 6 Caramel Apple Tree
Bob showed Joey the way to the only apples grown on Rainbow
Valley. Joey approached the tree and picked off a caramel apple. Joey
said, "What the h*** is this? The apple is brown and sticky!" Bob said,
Put it in your mouth, like a d***, it's tasty." Joey said, "I'M NOT
GAY." Bob said, "Just do it!"© Joey sucked on the caramel apple. It was
happy? Joey was tasty? Joey said, "Uuummmm.... First I suck the caramel
off, then, I cut the apple, haHA!" Bob shook his head. Now to defeat the
Evil Lord, GRANDMA. TELETUB.
