Joey and the Cousin of the Forbidden One
It was a cloudy, gay, rain, snowy day in Noobtown with blue skies! Joey, now the level 21 Happy Knight was walking and skipping down the road to the outhouse with his 10K. Little did he know.. it was out of toilet paper....
Chapter 1 STFU
Tis Joey's worst day of his life. He had to walk all the way home (5 miles) with poop still in his a**. He was very uncomfortable. His Hello Kitty boxers and Mythril Armor was getting stained by all that poo. Joey wasn't very happy at all. He finally arrived home when he realized, he forgot to buy toilet paper, the reason for going to Noobtown in the first place. Joey had to walk 5 miles back to Noobtown. He was crossing the Nooby Outskirts when an attractive person walked by Joey. The attractive girl ran away as she saw the brown stuff on the armor. Poor Joey! Joey then went to Dom's mart to get some toilet paper. Unfortunately, Dominique didn't sell toilet paper so Joey was forced to wipe his a** with old magic book paper. Dominique then said, "Joey you suck, you just wiped your filthy white a** all over my favorite spell book. You owe me $10,000!!! Joey laughed and cried. A pony died.
Chapter 2 Joey Hates Me Now Haha...
Joey, now broke, walked the streets of Noobtown. He had no toilet paper and his butt itched like there was no tomorrow. Joey miraculously saw a sign. It read, WANTED, the Butts, cousin of the Forbidden One, wanted for being the cause of tsunamis, earthquakes, and the melting of faces. Joey was happy. Then, Nick magically teleported to Joey. Nick said, "Hey, you know Parminder?" They laughed and they cried. A pony died. Then a dinosaur died...
Chapter 3 FAIL
It was a dark and stormy night. Joey was walking to the land of the cave of the room of the Butts. Joey could hear that disgusting laugh from the Deku Tundra. He walked up to the lair. He saw the Butts. Joey blacked out and fainted. When he woke up, Joey had AIDS and he was in the middle of crabtown. How could he defeat somethng that he couldn't look at??... perplexing indeed....indeed... Joey's butt didn't itch anymore. His butt was as clean as a whistle... Interesting... strange...perplexing... Joey needs a tissue... Interesting... but why? But WAIT! Crabtown? Joey knew what he could do! He could give the Butts crabs. But he had no money... Suddenly Nick teleported to Joey. Nick said, "Hey do you know Parminder?" They laughed and they cried. A pony died. Then a dinosaur died. Then a cookiezaurus died.
Chapter 4 The "End" of the Butts
Nick got some crabs in a bag and teleported him and Joey to the land of the cave of the room of the Butts. Butts turned around but Joey had reflectors on! Butts melted, then reformed! Then exploded! Joey defeated the Butts without Nick's help after all! Joey collected his 25K reward and bought some cheap toliet paper for 15K. How nice, Joey got 10 K! Joey laughed and cried. A pony died.
Chapter 5 Crabs
Meanwhile, Nick was confused.. What should he do with the crabs? Nick teleported to Joey, put the crabs in Joey, and teleported away. Oh no! Joey has 10 K...again with a clean butt, but now, Joey has AIDS and crabs? What'll happen next??? (pony died)
to be continued!!!
Next episode: Joey and the Asian People
