Joey and the Evil Nick
Last time, on Joey’s Adventures, Joey was in his closet. Then, a mysterious man named Parminder was at the door so Joey opened that door. Who is THE Parminder? Why is he here? Why is Gagandeep so…fat?
Chapter 1 The Ultimate Story
Joey and Parminder walked to Joey’s dining room, at a table. Parminder said, “Joey, I have chosen you to help me and others fight an evil unlike no other. Joey, you and your misperception powers can help us stop… The Evil Nick!”
Chapter 2 The Legend of Evil Nick
“This is the story of the Evil Nick. One day, Nick fell into a giant blender by accident. The Nicks split into 3 Nicks. Normal Nick. Holy Angelic Nick… and finally…Evil Nick. Evil Nick could pwn anything. His ultimate conquest was to take over the world. Then, Holy Nick launched a self-sacrificing missile at Evil Nick, sending him flying to a distant galaxy… Now, Evil Nick has returned to the planet Ssabmud and intends on conquering a galaxy. Joey! We must stop this Evil Nick. He now calls himself…Dark Master Precept and Evil Prime Minister…Nick Lee…”
Chapter 3 The Legend of Evil Nick Part 6
“Nick Lee, as we call him, has created armies of minions. More authoritative however is that he has his 11 Evil Lords commands their own armies. IF one was to defeat these lords, we might have a chance at defeating this Evil Nick…”
Chapter 4 The Ultimate Question
“So Joey, will you accept and help me defeat the Evil Nick Lee?” asked Parminder. Joey thought for a while, then replied, “Yep.”
Chapter 5 The First of the Evil Lords
Parminder said, “Joey, there’s a huge spaceship coming to Noobamba in approximately 3 hours. In it is an Evil Lord. His name is Kim. Kim Jam Ilwee. Kim Jam is a nuke-loving, powerful, and dangerous Ninja LV: 58. Be careful Joey. He wields the Legendary Chopsticks of DOOM! A pony died. Joey! Now go to the mountains, where the ship will land! I will go with you!” “Ok!” replied Joey. He rounded up Davinder and Dominique (who upgraded classes and is now a Ninja LV:1 and a Rogue LV: 31) and flew out to the mountains. The poo rained hard.
Chapter 6 Firefight
Parminder ditched. The spaceship was right where Parminder said it would be. Out of the ship came armies of robot monkeys, bad cookie aliens, Asian Poodles, and giant Llamas, armed with machine guns and packed with balloons for an easy escape. Finally, Kim Jam came out. He set a nuke up to bomb Noobtown! No! “Yes!” said Kim Jam. Gagandeep burrowed up. The armies attacked Gagandeep. Gagandeep defeated each army member with his bare mouth and foot. The armies were crushed. Finally one by one, all armies of Kim Jam were defeated. Kim Jam pulled out his Legendary Chopsticks of DOOM! Oh no! Gagandeep was consecotaleophobic (afraid of chopsticks) and fainted! Then, a pony died. It was up to Joey, Davinder, and Dominique.
Chapter 7 Nuke’m and Then Slap’m
The rice in Dominique’s microwave was done. A beep beeped. “That’s ma rice!” exclaimed Dom and he left. It was now up to Joey and Davinder. Kim Jam numchucked his chopsticks and did these fancy twirls and sh** that really confused the fu** out of Joey… Could Joey beat this piece of crap Lord #1 Kim Jam? Uh…probably not, but I guess we will find out next time, on Joey’s Adventures!
to be continued
Next episode: Joey and the Glooming Pit of Darkness
