Joey and the Glooming Pit of Darkness
Last time, on Joey’s Adventures, Joey learned a lot about the Evil Nick trying to take over the galaxy. He’s also fighting the first of 11 Evil Lords. Their defeat is key to defeating the Evil Dark Master Precept and Evil Prime Minister Nick Lee. Lee spelled backwards is eel. Haha, eels are retarded looking.
Chapter 1 Nuke’m and Then Slap’m Part 2
“Hahaha you fools are no match fo me now!” exclaimed Kim Jam. Kim Jam nailed Joey in the leg, then arm, then crouch vicinity. Joey was in excruciating. Then, all of a sudden, a mysterious mystical aura surrounded Joey. He glowed! Kim Jam pulled out his scouter to read Joey’s power level. “Aah!” yelled Kim Jam, “It’s over 9000!” Joey was infuriated. Nobody messes with Joey when he’s sleepy. Joey pulled out a knife and began to cut his apple. Then, he charged Kim Jam at high speeds. Kim Jam swatted Joey away, flying Joey far into Kim Jam’s spaceship. Inside the ship were nukes… Joey knew what to do. He fired a nuke strait at Kim Jam. Kim Jam still lived with one health point. Kim Jam ran up to Joey and nabbed him of his pudding snack. “NOBODY messes my pudding snack!” screamed Joey. Joey slapped Kim Jam across his face, bringing his HP to 0, defeating him. Joey defeated the first of many evil lords! Hay is food for ponies! A pony died.
Chapter 2 Davinder’s Death
Oh yeah, the nuke sent Davinder flying all the way to the Lair…of the Butts! Thankfully, the Butts was busy taking a dump and did not notice Davinder. Davinder quickly ran away. This was a great relief for Davinder.
Chapter 3 Bowfice
A giant meteor the size of a Butts dump came hurling towards Noobamba very fast. It was about to land. A pony died.
Chapter 4 Dom and his Rice
So what’s Dom doing? Well his rice is ready and he ate it and it was good. So good was the rice in fact, that Dominique said, “Yum.”
Chapter 5 Gagandeep is a Bulldozer
So what’s Gagandeep doing? Well, he needs some money because he wanted to buy karate lessons. He then decided to work as a bulldozer driver. However, on his first day, Gagandeep’s bulldozer fell into a ditch. Gagandeep being a big boy, was unable to get out of the ditch, and was quickly fired. Gagandeep then decided to set up his own shop and sell lemonade, but nobody wanted lemonade from Gagandeep. Gagandeep then decided to rob an ice cream shop. Gagandeep used that for karate lessons.
Chapter 6 FATEFUL DOOM!
The meteor was closing in on Noobamba…it was about to land on the Eskimos land of Noobtown!
Chapter 7 Candycorn Never Prevails
Parminder went up to Joey’s house. Parminder said, “Joey a giant ass meteor is about to hit Noobtown.” Joey ran to Noobtown.
Chapter 8 Here’s a Dollar, Now Go Kill Yourself
Joey ran to Noobtown. The giant meteor smashed those stupid igloos as fast as Gagandeep runs after twinkies. The Eskimos flew away. The meteor finally stopped destroying stuff. Smoke flew from the meteor’s backside. It was a stupid moment.
Chapter 9 Gagandeep, Gimme Yo Stupid Flyswatter so I Can Hit You With It
Out of the smoke emerged Stew, the 2nd of 11 Evil Lords. Stew, the King of Gigantos said, “Duh, I’m gonna beat you up very bad mister…” Joey cried.
to be continued
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Next episode: Joey and the Stewavore
