Joey and the Asian People
I know what you’re thinking. This story is just like the other two where some random white DUMBA** walks around to some cave, gets sent somewhere, comes back to the cave, defeats the whatever, and collects reward money. Well you’re WRONG. This story takes deep in the city of Noobtown where the skipping Joey encounters a mysterious foreign object…little did know… it was ASIAN!!!
Chapter 1 Dom’s Shop
Joey lold over to Dominique’s shop with his 10K. After Joey’s incident with the magic book, Dominique had to put a sign up, saying, “No shi**in on my books, thank you.” Joey lold. Joey brought a book, “Hey, you know Davinder?” for 5K. That means he has 5K left! Poor noodles! Dominique told Joey that the book came with a free AIDS and crabs cure, which he used. Good noodles! Dominique knew Joey was a regular customer (but white x( sigh…) so he showed him the back of his shop. Inside were his cousins, Jin, Justu, JinRumi, Teriyakibigboyofdoom, and Bob. Bob was black.. like Dominique?? Anyways of the sorts of the ways, the cousins were playing with cards. Jin said, “Ima shove a fortune cookie up all yo trashcans big boys!!!” Justu said, “Hellooooooo…” JinRumi said, “Who is dis trash can that you speak of big boy?” Teriyakibigboyofdoom said, “In my contree, mai peepol…we gro da rice.. me maek da rice bery gud, yes?” Bob said, “All gud, yes?” Bob said, “All you fools are goin’ down, you hear n****?” As you can imagine, Bob was black. Joey took out his pocket knife and began to cut his apple. Then Dominique said, “Hey you know Parminder?” they all laughed and cried. Jin blew up. Then a pony died.
Chapter 2 WaaWaa
Joey went to the bathroom and then came back out.
Chapter 3 Joey Gets Owned
Dominique’s cousins were playing rumi when all of a sudden, a pony died. You’re probably wondering by now, WTF is with all these ponies dying? Well each time a pony dies, Joey’s misperception perk loses power, so yeah. Joey spent the money at high stakes rumi. Of course, Joey playing Asians and one black, Joey lost of money. Dominique then said, “hey my favorite dumb*** white piece of trash!!” “What?” said Joey. “There’s a WANTED poster for catching Osama Bin Laden! For 200 K?? Joey’d be richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than a man with 10K. Wow! He set off for Terrorist Mountains.
Chapter 4 Terrorists Win
Boom headshot. Joey in five seconds of walking through Terrorist Mountains got sniped. He was blindfolded, tortured, zapped, and ra*ed in the terrorist lair.. ooohhh spooky…
Chapter 5 Terrorist Win II
Nick teleported Joey out of there. A pony died. Joey then walked into the terrorist camp to Osama Bin Laden. Osama took out his knife and began his knife deep into a pony. Osama laughed and cried. A pony died. There, standing in the middle of nowhere, Joey walked up… to the leader of the terrorists himself... Osama Bin Laden in order to collect his 200K and become richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than richer than a man with 10K..
To be continued.. hehe..hehe..hehe..hehe..hehe..hehe..hehe..hehe..hehe..hehe..hehe..
Next episode: Joey and the Chinez Peepol
