Joey and the Chinese People
*Warning: If the name didn't tell you, this will. This story is racist.
The last we saw Joey... He was fighting.. the Osama Bin Laden for 200K. Well.. this is where...the story..of Joey..right here.. right now... this minute...this moment... this second, no this very second... happens..
Chapter 1 Lollipop
"Joey, f off," said Osama. "STFU you stupid terrorist," shouted Joey. Joey took out his pocket knife. "So what are you going to do with da knife, Joey!? Cut an apple?" Joey cut an apple. Then he threw the pieces at Osama. Wow! Osama was allergic to apples. Joey then summoned the power of misperception! Suddenly gumdrops, ponies, lollipops, and rainbows littered the sky. Wow! Osama hated lollipops! Osama fainted.. Joey dragged Osama's unconscious body to the Noobtown prison and collected his woppin' 200K reward. Unfortunately... then forgot about shipping and handling fees and instead was only 51K. <_< Either of the only of the any ways, Joey went back to Dominique's shop.
Chapter 2 Look Out Fo Teh Chinez!
So, Joey walked back to Dom's. Dominique had new cousins over from the Chinese places. The cousin's names were Lang, Sang, Tang, Mang, Xiang, Chang, and the girl, Bang. Bang was teh friendwee Chinese according to many people. They all decided to play tag outside. From that point on it was Look Out Fo Teh Chinez! The chinese tried to run Joey over with their bikes when they were it. In the end, only Lang and Xiang died, Mang and Sang with injuries! Poor Chang!
Chapter 3 Joey Builds A House
Tired of living in his mom's basement, Joey decided to built his own house. He bought hay for 1K and started building. He finished soon after. The house was beautiful.. for a hay house. The bed was from hay.. The floor, hay... The oven, hay... The toilet.. hay... The roof...hay...
Chapter 4 Here Comes The Airplane!
Broom...Broom...thought Joey.
Chapter 5 Joey Jus' Got Mugged
That's right! Joey just got mugged by El Dododiablodo. The El Dododiablodo then ran away with 50K leaving Joey... with nothing..again....
Chapter 6 Joey Eats an Apple
Joey was furious! He pulled out his knife.. and began to cry... a pony died...then the dinosaurs died... Then, Gagandeep the Forbidden One came right over to the feet of Joey.
Chapter 7 Meanwhiles
Back at Dom's shop, Mang and Sang's injuries were too much and eventually, they died.
Chapter 8 Epic Finale
Joey pulled out his knife. Gagandeep said, "Nonono see I come in for peace you see? I bring mangoes, in peace!" Joey began to cut the mango open. Then Joey said, "Hey you know Parminder?"
to be continued
Next Episode: Joey and El Dododiablodo
