Joey and Señor de Pasquas
Last time on Joey’s Adventures, Señor de Pasquas was at Joey’s door with a pistol pointed right at Joey. Señor de Pasquas then said, “Señor tu comes mi hermano, el Dododiablodo!” Joey said, “Sorry, no speak english..” Señor de Pasquas said, “No, hablo español fa**ot. You ate mi brother man!” Dominique was growing rice. “NO!” shouted Joey, “It was Gagandeep!!” “Ah ze fat*ss? Claro qué sí! I must kill ze Gagan..deep! I will be back,” said Señor de Pasquas.. Joey fainted. A pony died.
Chapter 1 Dododo-do-dododo
<clap><clap>. The newly installed solar panels made light to the house.. of hay. Dorothy would be proud. Not knowing what to do, Joey rode Davinder all the friggin way to the caboose of Gagandeep.
Chapter 2 Barney and Friends
He flew.. and flew... and flew.. into a tree, then a rock, but wait! You're in the sky! How the he** do you hit a rock?..... But yes....... he flew...
Chapter 3 Epic Battle!
By the time Joey got to the caboose, Señor de Pasquas was already pointing a pistol to Gagandeep. "Inhale him!!" Joey shouted but Señor de Pasquas was quick on the move. He shot Gagandeep in the foot. Gagandeep fainted. The bullet didn't penetrate the foot's skin but Gagandeep scared himself to fainting. That's what having chubbs does to you. Then Señor de Pasquas said, "I'm gonna blow his brains out!" Joey said, "No I'll go in Gagandeep, retrieve El Dododiablodo, and come back!"
Chapter 4 The Return In Gagandeep
Joey said his goodbyes to Davinder and crawled his way in Gagandeep. Then he went in his stomach. No Dododiablodo was to be found... Then a magical blast happened and boom out he came. They fought but Joey's misperception perk was too much for El Dododiabldo! Joey forced himself out of Gagandeep carrying the fainted Dododiabldo out with him... through the sh**hole.
Chapter 5 Da Lair
He was lying! Señor de Pasquas got El Dododiablodo then shot Gagandeep in the belly. Gagandeep now awake stumbled a little. Señor de Pasquas fired an entire round at Gagandeep's belly.. Poor Davinder...
Chapter 6 Gagandeep is Dead
Gagandeep stumbled a ton. Then he pouched out his stomach and all of the bullets rocketed and hit Señor de Pasquas in the face. Señor de Pasquas fainted. Joey then dragged Señor de Pasquas and El Dododiablodo all the way back to the prison. Then he drank an iced tea and cotton candy. Then the dinosaurs died. Then the cookiezaurus died.
Chapter 7 All Who Fail Remain Failures
Joey decided to take his 10K from the Pony Contest and go on a vacation with Davinder to Rainbow Valley... That's right kids! It's the end of Season 2 already? Yes. But that means... more adventure later with better ideas that this shi**y adventure right here! Thanks kids and have a great day!
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