*warning. theres lots of poo reference. if ur not interested in reading about lots of fecies please stop reading now. thank you. you are welcome.
Joey and the Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf
It was a very poopooish day in Noobtown. It was raining da stinky poos everywhere. Dom loves this weather because it fertilizes his rice. Gagandeep loves this weather because he loves to make PoopooMen and PooAngels in the sea of sh**. Joey didn't like it though, because the poo stains his hay house and he'd smell it... forever...
Chapter 1 Joey's House Is Destroyed
One day, a Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf came into town. He carried a cookie with him. Nobody messed with him because then he'd eat them. One day Joey was in his house cooking fried rice. The Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf smelled this beautiful cuisine and went up to Joey's door. "Gimme yo rice," said da Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf. Joey said, "He** naw man, this is my rice...BRAP." Then the Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf blew as hard as he could. The hay flew off the house. Joey was homeless.
Chapter 2 Cereal Boxes
The Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf ran away quickly with the fried rice. Joey flew Davinder, but no Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wold was too be found. Joey rounded up Gagandeep for assistance. The poo rained hard. All of a sudden, Joey saw the Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf on a rock. Joey and Gagandeep approached it. The wolf, being ninja, ran away. Gagandeep was so bummed out he began to cry. A pony died...
Chapter 3 You Killed It
The Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf was on a hill. Gagandeep army crawled up behind the Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf. He camouflaged with the sea of sh**, being brown. He nabbed the wolf. The fried rice hit the floor. Gagandeep punched the Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf in the stomach. The Bigbadmeanbadevilbad Wolf vomitted out 123 K and died. Gagandeep laughed, picked up the dead wolf, and buried back home to his caboose to make some wolf stew. Joey took the money to rebuild his hay house.. with new Sh** Protectors, protection from poopoo, barf, and diarrhea. Yep.
Chapter 4 He's A Lime
Then, all of a sudden. the Giga Potato in Dom's Garden grew.. but it was.. a... satellite.. for the Mexican Farmer, the ultimate pirate alien. The Mexican Farmer's name was Da Padre, Leader of the Popo clan, brother of Sr. de Pasquas and El Dododiablodo...the big P.
Chapter 5 Quit Eating Rice!
Da Padre went in Dom's garden. He started to rob Dom's rice, fry it, and eat it. Dom saw this. His face was as red as a yellow tomato. He started cussing random Asian mutterings and mumbotehjumbos. El Padre got up from his a** muy grande and smached Dom in the face, sending him flying all the way to Joey's house with the Sh** Protectors...
Chapter 6 Dominique Dies
So anyways, Dom hit the poo protectors very hard..hm... What will happen to Dom's rice fields and El Padre?? Is Joey's house, now refurbished, comfy? Is the stew Gagandeep will make...delicious?? And finally, when will all this sh** stop raining? Find out! Next... A pony died.
to be continued
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