Joey and Da Pony Contest
Chapter 1 Pony Style
Joey went to the outhouse. On the door posted was a poster for a Pony Contest! This contest would be perfect for Davinder, thought Joey. "Pony Palace..tomorrow," said Joey, "I'm gettin' my 10 K...Ha-ha!"Joey ran into a tree on his way home. Any pony you just thought of...just died.
Chapter 2 Da Contest
So Joey went to the contest. When he saw the list of contenders and their ponies he was frightened... There.. on that list.. was the Butts.
Joey was facing Dominique as well? Oh boy! His pony's name was Rice?
Chapter 3 Round Uno
Round One. The ponies were supposed to do a trick.. Hooray!
Davinder flew up in the air and shooted fire. Score: 9.9!!
Analdo, the pony of Klimkliffer, ran in a circle. Score: 6.2587628596969
Twinkie did nothing. Then farted. How cute! Score 10
Rice grew some rice on its own! Fail? Score: 1.0
Freddy McDs died. Score: 0
Now wasn't that wonderful? Freddy McDs was then disqualified. Round two was about to commence..But wait.. 24 ponies died.. suck it.
Chapter 4 Round Dos
Round Two: The Beauty Portion!
Davinder had gorgeous wings and a magnificent horn. Score 9.9!!
Twinkie looked so ugly the judges felt sorry for it.. Score: 10
Analdo was annoying as hell.. Score: 0.692
Rice was your average pony. Score: 5
Analdo was disqualified..
Chapter 5 Round Tres
Round Three, eating contest. Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomonomnomononomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomonomonomnomnomno-mononomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.. Ding! Twinkie won! Nomnomnomnomnomnom.. Davinder was second, Rice was third.. Rice was disqualified, oh my!
Chapter 6 Round Cuatro
Break time. It's a Senor de Pasquas!
Chapter 7 Round 5
Round Cinco: The Pony Battle Pony Style!!!
Davinder v.s. Twinkie.. Twinkie started the fight by farting at Davinder! Davinder went flying! Davinder dissapeared.. Joey cried.. A pony died. Twinkie won the 10 K.. or did it?? Davinder was hurting bad.. Now beyond the Chocolate Mountains.. Davinder glowed? Then..
Chapter 8 Evolution
Davinder evolved into.. a Coconut Flavored Pegasus!!! Davinder darted back to the Stadium! Twinkie and Butts were furious! Joey was as mad as well; this was gonna be a long epic battle.. Twinkie charged right at Davinder.. to.. be.. continued!!!
