*Warning: Extreme Language, Racism to Fat people included.. Haha.. my bad..
Joey and Da Pony Contest Part 2
Last time, on Joey's Adventures... Davinder went flying because of Twinkie's fart bomb at the Pony Contest Showdown! But, Davinder evolved into a Pegasus! Will Davinder's evolution be enough to push the Twinkie over?? Oh will the fart and chub of Twinkie still be too much for Davinder??
Chapter 1 You Just Got Knifed
................................................Davinder used Fireshot!!
No good! The fire reflected off Twinkie's belly!
Twinkie farted! Davinder went flying but regained control! It was super-effective!
Davinder used Horn Jab!
No good! The horn bounced off Twinkie's belly!!!!!
Twinkie burped! Davinder was dazed...
Twinkie Body Slammed Davinder. Davinder was stuck on top of Twinkie...
Davinder used Misperception! Twinkie got off and ran into a tree! Wow!!
Davinder used Whirlwind! No! Twinkie was too fat to be moved!
Twinkie ate Davinder! Ohh Sh**! Wow!
But Davinder evolved into a Toxic Coconut Flavored Pegasus!
Twinkie barfed Davinder out! Davinder evolved again... into a Shining Coconut Flavored Pegasus! Hoohoo!
The Sparkliness blinded Twinkie. Davinder jabbed his horn at Twinkie's face head on! Twinkie fell down! Davinder teab***ed Twinkie.. Then Davinder used Gigaultimaticuberliekomegaultimateumblasterofdoomrayofholynessofurabouttogetpwnd Beam! Twinkie blew up. A major earthquake fell over the stunned crowd. Davinder won the 10K.. But Butts seeing the whole thing said, "Jooeeyyy!! WTF did you do to my poonnnyy??? You do****bag! I'm gonna r*pe your pony man!!!"
Chapter 2 Here Comes The Butts
Butts tacked Davinder! Davinder was sent flying all the way across Noobamba in a circle. Joey had an idea. He grabbed Klimkliffer and threw her at Butts! Butts was dying.. Joey was happy, but Butts picked up Joey and shi**ed on him! Oh f**k no! Joey fainted! Then Davinder came to the rescue only to be tackled again and sent flying... Butts dragged Joey to her lair to reinact Romeo and Juliet with her!
Chapter 3 Romeo and Juliet Fail
"Read it!!" Screamed Butts. "Come on bit**! Act 2 Scene 1 Balcony Scene you dumb***! Tell me you love me!!"
"Never!" shouted Joey, "you're too fat!"
"But you are friends with Gagandeep correct?" asked Butts
"Friends, but not lovers you hazing fat***!"-said Joey
"Shiver me timbers!" shouted Butts. It was like a pony hit the heavens..
"Joey shouted, "S**ual abuse! RA**! RA**! RA**!!"
Butts yelled, "Your pony killed my pwny!"
Joey shouted, "It's a shining coconut flavored pegasus! Get it right fat***!!"
That was it.. Butts' voice caused her cave to collapse on her. Joey ran away.
Chapter 4 Wow
Wait.. I need 5 Chapters.
Chapter 5 Diamonds, Pistols, and Shish Kabombs
Joey ran back home. There, standing front of Joey's house, was Senor de Pasquas, with a pistol in his hand, pointed right at Joey..
to be continued
Next episode: Joey and Senor de Pasquas
