*Alternate Adventure!
Joey is a Cookie
One day, Joey turned into a
cookie! Oh my!
Chapter 1: Cookie Poo?
Joey was walking down the
Street when all the sudden… EVERYONE TURNED INTO COOKIES! Aah!Chapter
2: Going to Dom’s
Joey walked down the road, they ran because he was
being chased by McFredders. Then he arrived at Dom’s where he saw Dom
was a cookie.Chapter 3: Poof the Magic Dragon
Dom was happy. He
could eat himself! Dom said "Joey, Bottom line, you wonna be normal,
than you must defeat the Evil Poof, the magic Dragon in the Lair of the
Poof the Magic Dragon next to the Fountain of Poop, haha I said
poop, I meant Poof."Chapter 4: Oh My God, No
Gagandeep
Joey was walking to Lair of Poof when he saw Gagan half chewed
up by himself and all beaten up, still fat. Joey said “Gagan, lose weight”
and ran off to the Cave of Puff again.Chapter 5: And Poof It’s Gone
Joey
fought the dragon. Poof spit fire. Joey became burnt cookie, oh noes!
Then Cookie Nick came and threw a Cookie Klimkliffer at Poof. Poof disintegrated.Chapter 6: No Mas!
Everyone wasn’t a cookie
anymore. All cookies disappeared. Everyone they died due to having no
cookies, no motivation to live on… That the only way this stupid stupid
STUPID story could end.Chapter 7: Sr. De Pasquas!?
Yep. One bad
cookie.