Joey and the Dark Shadow
Last time, on Joey's Adventures, Joey got the
Sword of Chub in order to defeat the evil Shadow! Will Joey be able to
defeat Shadow, or will Joey, being just a noob, fall like the rest??
Let's find out!
Chapter 1 Rendezvous with the
Easter Bunny!
Shadow walked over to Joey. Shadow couldn't speak. Joey said,
"What do ya want, huh punk? Have at meh!" Shadow flipped Joey off and
began to fire a Shadow Ball! The Shadow Ball knocked Joey right in the
choppers! Joey went flying, moaning in agony. You could see Shadow was
smiling. Joey look at his Sword of Chub. It wasn't anything special...
It was just barely sharp enough to induce a small boo-boo... Joey swung
the sword. Suddenly a shot of thick fatty acids and carbohydrates
ejected from the tip of the sword. Joey wondered what he'd do with that .
Joey looked over at Shadow carefully. Deep within the shadowy mass lied
a small pitch-black heart that seemingly controlled the entity of
Shadow itself! Joey had an idea! If he could just hit Shadow in his
heart with the Sword of Chub and inject fatty acids in it, Shadow would
have a heart attack! But how could Joey reach Shadow without Shadow
beating the sh** out of Joey?
Chapter 2 Baba's Black Sheep
Baba was your typical farmer.
He grows vegetables, herds animals. Baba, however, was known for his
sheep. They were all white, except one. That's sheep's name was Baa. Baa
commonly stranded away from the rest of the sheep. This is what
happened.
Joey flew into a hole. It was a big hole with a carrot. Joey plucked the carrot and put it in his pocket. He had an idea. Joey hid behind a rock next to Shadow, who was storing for another Shadow Ball. Joey threw a carrot far away. Baa ran over to the carrot. Shadow was completely distracted by Baa. Joey then ran up and stabbed Shadow's heart and filled it with fat. Shadow collapsed and exploded. Joey defeated the fourth Evil Lord! Joey was happy! Just then, Joey walked... over to Parminder's base.
Chapter 5 Space Mission Forever Chapter
3 Hey Look! A Distraction!
Shadow
was preparing another Shadow Ball when Baa ran past Shadow. Shadow loves
black sheep and decided to watch it, losing concentration. Oh no! The
black sheep was running over to Joey's pocket stuffed with apples!
Shadow got mad and sent Joey flying.Chapter 4 What Makes You
Think He Cares?
Joey flew into a hole. It was a big hole with a carrot. Joey plucked the carrot and put it in his pocket. He had an idea. Joey hid behind a rock next to Shadow, who was storing for another Shadow Ball. Joey threw a carrot far away. Baa ran over to the carrot. Shadow was completely distracted by Baa. Joey then ran up and stabbed Shadow's heart and filled it with fat. Shadow collapsed and exploded. Joey defeated the fourth Evil Lord! Joey was happy! Just then, Joey walked... over to Parminder's base.
Parminder said, "Joey, you are
about to go in space for a very long time. All of the Evil Lords
attacking Noobamba have been defeated, but remember! They are other
planets, invaded with... Evil Lords! Joey, stop by the other planets and
cleanse them of Evil Lords!" Joey agreed. Coming with Joey was
Davinder, Dominique, and Gagandeep. Gagandeep weighed a ton, but
Parminder's science was smart? and the fat boy came aboard! Nick took
his own small spaceship, but put it in Parminder's massive spaceship,
for carpooling! Oh boy! A space adventure! Joey said his goodbyes to his
mom and Joey and the crew set off for space...
Chapter 6 They Laughed and
They Cried
A pony died, but you probably already knew
that. The spaceship had their destination set for the next planet,
Sprinkle Meat. Meanwhile, while traveling through space, a giant Robopig
blasted right at the ship! It said, "I am Robopig, the fifth Evil Lord,
and I will defeeeeeeeeeeat you!" Joey, being asleep, didn't say
anything, but Dom said, "I dun tink so, boy!"
Chapter 7 The Fatal Pony Exterminator
