*Note: This story probably ties in after season 2 before season 3. the story is funnier once the pictures are up!
Alternate Chapter 1: Revenge of the Butts
The Butts has finally hatched a plan! She went up to arsecano and started to make arsecano erupt all over Noobown!!! She started to shove things in arsecano to make it explode! She tried sh**ing in it, jumping on it (cuz of her tremendously gigantor weight), and tried sh**ing in it again! But nothing has happened, until she tried to pluck one of her hairs on her a** and dropped the a**hair into the arsecano. Suddenly, it started to shake and erupt a huge explosion!!!
Alternate Chapter 2: OMG Crapalanche!!
OMG! Suddenly there's a huge and smelly Crapalanche heading towards Noobtown. Who would save Noobtown?
Alternate Chapter 3: WTF Gagan?!?!?
The gigantor Gagan can easily blend in the Crapalanche so the Butts can't see him. Gagan tries to save Noobtown by eating the crapalache? But no matter how much he ate, the Crapalanche kept coming out of his own a** so there was no point at all. All of a sudden... there was... the... Muffin Man armed with none other than muffins!
Alternate Chapter 4: Where The H*** Is Joey?
Upon the disaster of Noobtown, Joey was eating chicken fried rice with none other than Dom. Joey showed Dom his epic Dora the Explorer trading cards! Dom knew it was nothing compared to the ultra-rare Diego trading card he has. Joey was furious so he took a knife out a began to cut an apple. A pony died...
Alternate Chapter 5: Power of the Muffin Man
The Muffin Man tried to stop the nefarious Butts for 10 years!! After finally finding her(it), the Muffin Man threw powerful chocolate banana bran muffins at her but she ate the muffins like it was no effect... Next thing you know, the Muffin Man was eaten by Gagandeep.
Alternative Chapter 6: Crapalanche Continues!
The Crapalanche was about to hit Noobtown when Joey woke from his dream... Phew, he thought, so Dom didn't end up getting that ultra-rare Diego card... Joey then burst out of his house to start his adventures!
Next alternate chapter coming to a friend near you!!! Negative feedback not advised...
