this next countdown is for cookies. WAIT WHAT? OH. theres 2 stupid poems, the legend of the BJ Bandit, and pony calculator down below.
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There was a kid named Joey
His friend Gagandeep was as fat as a Harry Potter story
His other friend Dom grows lots of rice
With his unicorn Davinder, everything is nice
Joey's been to mountains, waterfalls, lair of the Butts, and a Pony Show
He's built his own straw house and looks good in a pink bow.
His merperception perk makes people think he's a girl
But when they find out he's a guy, they really wanna hurl
Yeah now Gagandeep is the thug in town
He's really really fat and he's really really brown.
Don't poke his fat or he'll eat you...
Then you'll come out like a stinky big poo.
Now there's Dominique, he's Asian now
he grows his rice fields and he's got a shop, WOW!
He thinks he's black but he's got no idea
As soon as you see da chinez, you'll wanna say seeya
Now these are the kids in my story
With a pegasus LV:9 with a curly mustache..
Can't rhyme anymore cuz this is about Joey
and it'll be ga* if I did...
Goodnight, and scr** ponies.
PONY CALCULATOR
Ok ok ok so with my mad mathmatical skills, I have
discovered something amazing. I call it, the Pony Calculator. Using some
math you can determine your age based on how many times you go on this
site a week! So if you'd like to try it out (calculators ready), hear
how it goes!
1. pick the number of times a week that you go on this
site (more than once but less than 10)
2. multiply that number by the
number of feet you have (2) because ur awesome.
3. add that number
by the number of episodes in season 1 (five).
4. multiply that number
by 50. (calculators ftw)
5. If you already had your birthday this
year, add 1760. If not, add 1759
6. now subtract the four digit year by when
you were born
7. You should get a three digit number
8. The first
number is how many times you said that you go on this site. The last two
numbers is your age!
:)
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Poem 2 (to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb)
Joey had a little pony,
little pony,
LITTLE PONY!!!
Joey had a little pony
who's horn's made outta candy corn........
Joey went to Dom's Store one day...
store one day,
store ONE DAY!!!
Joey went to Dom's store one day,
to talk about his rice......
Joey went to da caboose one time,
caboose one time,
caboose ONE TIME!!!
Joey wemt to da caboose to beat the **** out of Gagandeep!
THE END
The Legend of the BJ Bandit
(to the tune of Yankee Doodle)
BJ Bandit came to town,
riding on a pony
stuck a cookie in his hat
and called it Ninjaroni!
BJ Bandit keep it up,
BJ Bandit handy,
use your knuckles and your smarts
and make me curly candy!
WHO IS THE BJ BANDIT!?!?
Peace.
