*Warning: This story is longer than long. (thats what she said)
Joey and the Great Battle at Sprinkle Meat!
Parminder’s ship landed on the great valleys of Sprinkle Meat. Here at Sprinkle
Meat, the soil was purple, the trees were made of sprinkle leaves and candy
cane (bark), the towns were towny, and Joey was upset because Sprinkle Meat HAD
NO APPLES.
Chapter 1 Clan S.T.D.
Joey walked to the local town Bareriver
Village. The Clan Sponge
Tail Dragon walked by and saw Joey’s group. They said “Hellos newcomers
welcomes tos Sprinkles Meats, Iz ams Mr. Sponge! We ares abouts to makes an
assaults ons the rivals clans, Clan A.I.D.S. We ares gonnas crash thems thisa
time!” Joey said, “Sir excuse me but where is the Evil Lord on this planet?”
Mr. Sponge said, “Fights firsts, talks laters.” Looks like Joey will have to
wait until the fight is over.
Chapter 2 Clan A.I.D.S.
Joey watched the clans fight. Dom grew his rice in the soil, which grew
surprisingly grew wonderfully! Parminder read his magazine, Lemurs and YOU.
Nick was…..somewhere. The battle wouldn’t stop. The clans’ weapons didn’t hurt
each other because their weapons were made of sponges and gumdrops. Anyways,
they decided to stop fighting because they were hungry. Joey and friends walked
to the town of Bearspoo
town… There was Clan Aerial Immortal Doodoo Sandwiches. Joey walked over to the
clan’s base. Their leader walked by. He said, “Ello mista! I’m Meeta
Doodadeedo!” Joey said, “Hey, why are you fighting?” Mr. Doodadeedo said,
“beecaz weh know dat dem guys over dere dun like lolapops! An we no like
sponges!” Joey walked away in confusion. He was so lost. How would Joey cut
open an apple? A pony died, of course, that was given… But what about three
ponies? Haha! Didn’t see that coming now did you?
Chapter 3 Mwahaha? Ha Ha Ha?
Suddenly, in a cave far away lied the Sixth Evil God, the Venomous Sprinkle
Eater. “It” was sending its massive amounts of armies over to the town! Oh my,
oh no, oh hay balls!
Chapter 4 Uh… Hayballs?
That’s right. Most definitely.
Chapter 5 Then … A Pasquas Died
Joey decided to cut air instead. Parminder said “good job Joey, you are
practicing.” Joey cried and whined. He said “Waahhh, I have no more apples…”
Parminder said, “JOEY! There are some apples in the spaceship. G** d*****.
You’re such a f****** crybaby…”
Chapter 6 No Mas, No Mas!
The clans decided to stop fighting. The Sprinkle Eater army was attacking the
town. They decided to form together and fight these Sprinkle Eaters! Luckily,
the Sprinkle Eaters were fatally allergic to sponges and lolipops! Holy
charcoal!
Chapter 7 Uh… Charcoal?
That is most definitely right. Most definitely…
Chapter 8 Get Yo Mind Outta Da Gutter!
Joey fastened his Hello Kitty boxer and prepared his armor with his Chub sword.
Then, Joey’s group attacked with the clans. Joey now loaded with apples pelted
the oncoming Sprinkle Eaters with apple slices! Joey wet his pants three times
in the process and then some. This battle would surely be a longa** battle…
Hooray for honey bees!
Chapter 9 Uh… Honey Bees?
That is correct. Honey Bees. Absolutely.
Chapter 10 Those Rinocs!
They charged and they battled and they fought and they battled and they
attacked and they battled and they charged and they battled. Many lives were
lost and many lives were taking a s**t on the battle field this battle lasted
for over a year. This ongoing battle is now called… The Great Battle of Sprinkle Meat. Carrot Cake.
Chapter 11 Uh... Carrot Cake?
Absolutely, positively, carrot cake. Of course. Most definitely.
to be continued
